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5 Best Movie Parodies
The 5 Best Parody Movies
Jul 26, 2025 2:01 PM CDT
James Carville Gives Democrats a 4-Word Mantra
Carville: Four Words
Can Save the Democrats
in case you missed it
Jul 26, 2025 1:02 PM CDT
In-N-Out Owner Ticks Off Customers in Native California
In-N-Out Suddenly Has
a California Problem
in case you missed it
Jul 26, 2025 6:00 AM CDT
Journal Retracts Controversial Study After 15 Years
Journal Retracts Controversial
Study After 15 Years
Jul 25, 2025 3:06 PM CDT
South Park Skewering May Suggest Trouble for Trump
South Park Skewering May
Suggest Trouble for Trump
Jul 25, 2025 1:26 PM CDT
Toobin: Trump Went Too Far on Obama
Toobin: Trump Went
Too Far on Obama
OPINION
Jul 25, 2025 12:15 PM CDT
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What Critics Are Saying About the New Fantastic Four
What Critics Are Saying
About the New Fantastic Four
movie review
Jul 25, 2025 10:07 AM CDT
Artist Cancels Smithsonian Show, Alleges Censorship
Artist Cancels Smithsonian
Show, Sees Censorship
Jul 25, 2025 8:25 AM CDT
An Exit Strategy for the Epstein Mess
An Exit Strategy
for the Epstein Mess
OPINION
Jul 25, 2025 8:10 AM CDT
9-Year-Old Dies at Hersheypark
9-Year-Old Dies at Hersheypark
Jul 25, 2025 7:09 AM CDT
WNBA Star Laughs Off Fine Over TikTok Video
WNBA Star
Fined Over
TikTok Video
Jul 24, 2025 4:59 PM CDT
Jazz Great Chuck Mangione Is Dead at 84
He Was So Good He Helped
Spawn a New Music Genre
rundown
Jul 24, 2025 1:38 PM CDT
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Coaster Ride Is Scarier Than Planned After Glitch
Scary Coaster Ride Is
Scarier Than Intended
Jul 24, 2025 11:33 AM CDT
People in Gaza Are 'Walking Corpses'
People in Gaza
Are 'Walking Corpses'
the rundown
Jul 24, 2025 10:25 AM CDT
48 Dead in Crash of Russian Passenger Plane
Passenger Plane Crashes
in Russia, No Survivors
Jul 24, 2025 8:23 AM CDT
Trump Wants to Change Name of 'Artificial Intelligence'
Trump Wants
to Change Name
of 'Artificial
Intelligence'
Jul 24, 2025 7:38 AM CDT
Trump's AI Plan Has One Catch for Tech Giants
Trump: We're Banning
'Wokeness' From AI Models
Jul 24, 2025 6:20 AM CDT
Target Is Scrapping a Customer Perk
Target Is Scrapping
a Customer Perk
Jul 22, 2025 3:12 PM CDT
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FKA Twigs Settles Suit Against Shia LaBeouf
FKA Twigs
Settles Suit
Against
Shia LaBeouf
Jul 22, 2025 2:18 PM CDT
Beach Where Cosby Star Drowned Had No Lifeguards
Beach Where
Cosby Star
Drowned Had
No Lifeguards
Jul 22, 2025 12:47 PM CDT
NPR Losing Top Editor After Funding Cuts
NPR Losing Top Editor
After Funding Cuts
Jul 22, 2025 11:43 AM CDT
House Shutting Down Early Over Epstein Drama
House
Shutting Down
Early Over
Epstein Drama
Jul 22, 2025 11:20 AM CDT
Justice Department Plans to Interview Ghislaine Maxwell
Justice Department to Meet
With Ghislaine Maxwell
Jul 22, 2025 9:44 AM CDT
MLB Game Decided on an Exceedingly Rare Play
MLB Game Decided on
an Exceedingly Rare Play
video
Jul 22, 2025 6:47 AM CDT
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'Theo' From The Cosby Show Is Dead at 54
'Theo' From The Cosby Show
Is Dead at 54
obituary
Jul 21, 2025 1:16 PM CDT
Man Convicted in Etan Patz Child Murder Gets New Trial
Man Convicted in Etan Patz
Killing Wins in Appeals Court
Jul 21, 2025 12:55 PM CDT
Epstein Accuser Says She Had Unpleasant Trump Encounter
Epstein Accuser Says She Had
Unpleasant Trump Encounter
Jul 21, 2025 12:20 PM CDT
Trump Shares Fake Video of Obama Arrest
Trump Shares Fake Video
of Obama Arrest
Jul 21, 2025 10:40 AM CDT
Scottie Scheffler and the Meaning of Life
Scottie Scheffler
Prompts Talk
That's Bigger
Than Golf
Jul 21, 2025 9:51 AM CDT
Ellen DeGeneres: Yes, I Moved Because of Trump
Ellen DeGeneres:
Yes, I Moved
Because
of Trump
Jul 21, 2025 8:52 AM CDT
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Trump: Ditch 'Commanders' or I'll Block New Stadium
Trump: Ditch 'Commanders'
or I'll Block New Stadium
Jul 21, 2025 6:31 AM CDT
Rural America Has a Thriving Trade in 'Exotic' Pets
Rural America Has a
Buzzing Trade in 'Exotic' Pets
longform
Jul 20, 2025 1:29 PM CDT
Idaho May Have a Coroner Problem
Idaho May Have
a Coroner Problem
longform
Jul 20, 2025 8:29 AM CDT
University Coach Loses Job in Strange Blood Scandal
University Coach Loses Job
in Odd Blood Donation Scandal
Jul 20, 2025 7:45 AM CDT
Cast Member Unfurls Flag During Opera's Curtain Call
Cast Member Unfurls Flag
During Opera's Curtain Call
Jul 20, 2025 7:08 AM CDT
Pool Hall Shooting Leaves 9 Dead in Ecuador
In Ecuador, a Night
of Billiards Turns Deadly
Jul 20, 2025 6:30 AM CDT
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Number of Missing in Texas Floods Drops Dramatically
Number of Missing in Texas
Floods Drops Dramatically
Jul 20, 2025 6:06 AM CDT
Author: Shakespeare Got It Wrong on Famous Princes
Author: Shakespeare Got It
Wrong on Famous Princes
Jul 19, 2025 5:05 PM CDT
Week's End Spurs Riskier Bets —But Not Bigger Payoffs
Investors, Beware
Those Friday Bets
new study
Jul 19, 2025 5:30 AM CDT
Trump: I Can't Wait to Get Rupert Murdoch in Court
Trump: Rupert Ignored My
Demand, Will Pay the Price
Jul 18, 2025 12:54 PM CDT
It's the Second-Most Expensive Movie Prop in History
It's the Second-Most Expensive
Movie Prop in History
Jul 18, 2025 10:45 AM CDT
Trump Celebrates Colbert Cancellation
Trump Celebrates
Colbert Cancellation
Jul 18, 2025 8:56 AM CDT
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6 Takes on Colbert News, Including Kimmel's
6 Takes on Colbert News,
Including Kimmel's
the rundown
Jul 18, 2025 8:21 AM CDT
US Has Never Had More Flash Flood Warnings
US Has Never Had More
Flash Flood Warnings
Jul 18, 2025 7:11 AM CDT
A Super Bowl Champ Is Dead at 38
A Super Bowl Champ
Is Dead at 38
obituary
Jul 17, 2025 3:51 PM CDT
Coca-Cola Defends Corn Syrup After Trump Comments
Coca-Cola Defends
Corn Syrup
After Trump
Comments
the rundown
Jul 17, 2025 2:38 PM CDT
White House: No Epstein Special Prosecutor
Trump Won't Name
Epstein Special Prosecutor
Jul 17, 2025 2:02 PM CDT
Trump's Unabomber Story Has Some Problems
Trump's Unabomber
Story Has Some
Problems
Jul 17, 2025 10:55 AM CDT
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