Clifton Williams, 64, faces assault charges
                                
                                
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                                    It's that rarest of crimes: a Hot Pockets shooting. Police in Louisville, Kentucky, say a 64-year-old man shot his roommate in the derriere for eating the last one, reports  WLKY . Clifton Williams allegedly got torqued and started "throwing tiles" at his male roommate when he discovered all the...