Newser Story Index from January, 2014

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Southwest Plane Lands at Wrong Airport
Pimp Stomps Client, Sues Nike for $100M
Dark Side of Moon Is ... Turquoise
Pope: Go Ahead, Breastfeed in Sistine Chapel
Coffee May Improve Long-Term Memory
Cops Seize Gun From 'Erratic' Radio Host
US Warns Citizens as Protests Shut Down Bangkok
Lax Regulation Blamed for W.Va Chemical Spill
Here Are Your Golden Globes Winners
This Is the Golden Globes' Craziest Acceptance Speech
Tina Fey, Amy Poehler's Best Golden Globes Lines
Whoops: Sprinkler Drenches Globes Red Carpet
McDonald's Sued Over Hot Coffee —Again
School to New President: No Hanky Panky in Your Room
Woman Finds Wrong Body in Mother's Casket
A-Rod's People Threatened to Kill Me: Tony Bosch
Spanish ObamaCare Site Also a Headache
'Friends' Shoot Video of Girl's Rape: Prosecutors
North Korea Didn't Pay Us: Ex-NBA Star
Radiation? Bah, Japanese Farmer Won't Budge
Robert Gates: Obama Bashing 'Was Not Unfair'
Lone Survivor: Best War-Film Bow Since 9/11
On Question of Christie, No One Rushes to Judge
Your Friends Change—but Not How Many You Have
Iran Nuke Deal Will Take Effect on Jan. 20
Man Who Can't Swim Survives in Sea —for 60 Hours
Robin Wright Engaged
Boy Who Fought 'Aging Disease' Dead at 17
France's First Lady in Hospital After Affair Rumors
As Sharon Lies in State, Israel Bids a Tricky Farewell
Why Victims of Racism May Age Faster
9 Actors Who Turned Down Huge Roles
100K Dead Bats Drop From Sky in Australia
It's Finally Christmas at ISS
With Eye to Poor, Francis Picks 19 New Cardinals
Hunting Permit for Rare Black Rhino Sells for $350K
5 Most Uplifting Stories of the Week
Here's the Statue Satanists Want at Oklahoma Capitol
Also Rocking Super Bowl: Chili Peppers
Assad Backers Hack Microsoft Twitter... Again
Colorado's '420' Mile Marker Now Reads '419.99'
In Ancient Text, a Prophecy About Ark of the Covenant
Now Neiman Marcus Has Been Hacked
Snowboarder Fined for Moose Harassment
We're All to Blame for Target Hack
New Pill Could Give Adults Perfect Pitch
'Why the Hell Did All My Buddies Die There?'
As Affair Leaks, French Leader Demands His Privacy
A-Rod Loses Fight to Play Next Season
Pig Virus May Send Bacon Prices Soaring