Newser Story Index from February, 2009

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Chicago Trib to Burris: Out, Damned Senator!
Phelps Hides From Paps— at Strip Joints
Lawyer Bolted From Stanford, Sparking $8B SEC Action
Shaq Gives Obama His Shoe
Uninsured Young Adults Play Doctor
Who Is Sir Allen Stanford (Other Than $8B Scammer)?
Autoworkers, Bankers Have a Lot in Common
Rihanna 'Torn' By Anger, Love
'Naive' Hillary Underestimates North Korea
Stocks Flat Despite Housing Plan
Aerosmith to GOP: Hands Off Our Song
LA Unearths Mammoth Fossil Stash
Nationalize Some Banks: Greenspan
Clinton the Campaigner Moves to State—for Good or Ill
UK Minister Rips Starbucks Over Economy Jibe
Fake Holocaust Author on GMA
$50B Obama Plan Aims to Give Homeowners Options
Mayor: Global Warming Could Swamp NYC
Facebook: Uh, Never Mind That Last Update
Clinton in Jakarta, Eye on Muslim World
Evidence Points to Pilot Error in Buffalo Crash
'He's Ripping Her Apart,' Chimp Owner Screams on 911 Call
NY Wife Beheading Blasted as 'Honor Killing'
Global Plunge Panics Economists
Aussie Boy's Body Found in Croc
Bailed-Out Banks Cut Lending
Judge Rejects Polanski's Bid to Ax Sex Charge
LA Moves to Ration Water
Fugitive Financier Has $8B Headstart
Canseco to Baseball: Where's My Apology?
GM, Chrysler: Bailout Is Bad, but Bankruptcy Is Worse
Captive Woman Forced to Wear Diaper, Listen to Bible Verses
Prime Time Is White, Reality TV Is Real
Paintball Chase Goes Awry in Houston
Senate Ethics Panel May Investigate Burris
$5K Reward for Sea Lion Killer
Robertson: Limbaugh Isn't 'Thinking Rationally'
Hollywood Is Fatal to Fabulous Books
DNA Tests Can Improve Health—and Ruin Privacy
Universal Phone Charger Coming
GM Wants $16B More, Will Cut 47K Jobs
Here Comes Kid Rock Beer
Crash Highlights Regional Pilots' Inexperience
'Smash-Me Bernie' a Hit at Toy Fair
Chrysler Seeks $5B More in Federal Loans
Phoenix: Music Is My Legacy
Sexting Is Naive—But Cops Calling It Child Porn Is Stupid
Obama Approves Afghan Troop Surge
Senate Centrists Hold House Dems Hostage
Dow Plunges Nearly 300